Pluralistic: There's no such thing as "age verification" (19 May 2026)

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There's no such thing as "age verification": The foreseeable and foreseen consequences of "something must be done"/"there, I've done something."
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Cindy Cohn's "Privacy's Defender": The history of digital rights, from the very beginning to this very moment.
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Ad-tech is fascist tech: Surveillance advertising is just surveillance.
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Federal Wallet Inspectors: Does tech *really* move too fast to regulate?
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Meta's new top EU regulator is contractually prohibited from saying mean things about Meta: It's one thing to hire an ex-Meta lobbyist, another entirely if she's signed a non-disparagement contract.
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Object permanence: Custom M&M restrictions; Vacuum-bag dust houses; Winner-Take-All Politics; Pre-mutated products; Disney World on strike; "Ship Breaker"; TSA patdowns a "homosexual agenda"; RÄT.
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The internet was made for privacy: And unmade by regulators.
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Plenty of room at the bottom (of the tech stack): Apple is out of low-hanging fruit.
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Rage Against the (Algorithmic Management) Machine: What unions could (must!) do about app-based work.
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The worst possible antitrust outcome: Hope you like enshittification.
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Become unoptimizable: Twiddle or be twiddled.
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Object permanence: Penguins v Microsoft in the EU; Chastity belts are a joke; Austerity breeds Nazis, Yale says, "Prepare for death."
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