Pluralistic: Apple's robo-repo (25 Jul 2026)

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Apple's robo-repo: Privatizing the risk premium, socializing its costs.
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Object permanence: Printed batteries; Monopoly credit cards; Mapping airport power outlets; EMI loves pirates; Mexican indigenous phone co-op; Sewer cover textiles; Surge pricing v antitrust; Carbon offsets v forest fires; Charter schools as money laundries.
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AI solipsists and AI cynics: You don't have to believe that AI "works" to believe that it's a good investment.
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Object permanence: Malware v stolen computer; Industrial material made from old coffee and melted cups; Austro-Germany's weird tunnels; Health data v Silicon Valley; Amusement parks v load-balancing.
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California's privacy obstacle course: Malice or incompetence (why not both?).
Hey look at this: Delights to delectate.
Object permanence: Continuous partial attention, TSA is the worst; Trump's FCC v the future.
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Trump's America can't even win a rigged game: America has created a post-American world.
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Object permanence: "Fagin"; Scott McCloud on comics' future; Laurie Penny on Milo Yiannopoulos; Singaporean regulator rap; Conservatives as bitter rubes.
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Dealing with dickovers: The web is an open platform, and that matters.
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Object permanence: Broadcast's bad week; Congress v wifi; EFF v DRM law; Snowden and bunnie's smartphone smartcase.
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Deranged billionaires and their syndromes: The Mad Kings do love a syllogism.
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Object permanence: PoGo v binding arbitration; Trump beat some absolute losers; Public interest internet; "Close to the Machine"; Gadget-friendly chinos; Gambiologia; Monkey selfie copyright; Prison towns v prison reform.
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Gerontocracy's failure mode: Where are the designated survivors?
Hey look at this: Delights to delectate.
Object permanence: MSFT v MP3; UK industry v schoolkids; Gary Larson v comics sharing; Planned LED obsolescence; PoGo v Black neighborhoods; Gnarlier trolley problems; Royal Society v cryptographic backdoors; Theresa May v climate change; Google v search; Facebook v facts.
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Why aren't AI companies competing directly with their customers? Why sell picks and shovels if you've already struck gold?
Hey look at this: Delights to delectate.
Object permanence: Pro-logging Lorax; Anti-DRM picture book; Whose cops did America train? Day on a Device; Theresa May x Fresh Prince; Ratfucking Corbyn supporters; Infosec v W3C DRM; Remix Public Enemy; Hungary's Cold War cartoons; America is unpaving its roads; Olympic overruns are world champions; Vivendi lobbyist is now UN copyright boss; Boris's racism; Facebook's insider stalkers; Semantic drift, ethical drift.
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Workplace "flexibility" isn't: What the gig economy calls flexibility is just risk-shifting.
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Object permanence: "Alanya to Alanya"; ToS are the internet's biggest lie; Soviet jokes; Fox rapists v gag orders; GBAO is the future; "Fun Family"; Sacklers get to keep the loot.
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"Rights for robots" and the AI slavery fantasy: When we were robots in Egypt…
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Object permanence: Awkward questions for the entertainment industry; ISP v record label death penalty; Coming out on Splash Mountain; Negative Swiss bond yields; Are We Having Fun Yet?
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Colophon: All the rest.