Pluralistic: A Pascal's Wager for AI Doomers (16 Apr 2026)

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A Pascal's Wager for AI Doomers: We're already being turned into paperclips.
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Rights for robots: Not everything deserves moral consideration.
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Your boss wants to use surveillance data to cut your wages: Tech rights are labor rights (again).
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It's extremely good that Claude's source-code leaked: Careful what you wish for.
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Three more AI psychoses: Everybody calm down.
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AI "journalists" prove that media bosses don't give a shit: In case there was ever any doubt.
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Billionaires are a danger to themselves and (especially) us: A billionaire is a machine for producing policy failures at scale.
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Supreme Court saves artists from AI: Just because you're on their side, it doesn't mean they're on your side.
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Justin Key's "The Hospital at the End Of the World": A biopunk medical thriller from a major new talent.
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Google's AI pricing plan: From each according to their ability (to pay).
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