Pluralistic: AI "journalists" prove that media bosses don't give a shit (11 Mar 2026)

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AI "journalists" prove that media bosses don't give a shit: In case there was ever any doubt.
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The web is bearable with RSS: And don't forget "Reader Mode."
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Blowtorching the frog: If I must have enemies, let them be impatient ones.
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Google's AI pricing plan: From each according to their ability (to pay).
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The world needs an Ireland for disenshittification: Regulatory arbitrage isn't just for tax cheats.
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The Post-American Internet: My speech from Hamburg's Chaos Communications Congress.
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America's collapsing consumption is the world's disenshittification opportunity: America's loss is the post-American internet's gain.
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Elon Musk's Blue Tick scam: The EU bans giant teddybears.
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A year in illustration (2025 edition): I think I'm getting the hang of this?
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